Can Alexander Ovechkin eat 47 grilled cheese sandwiches in 10 minutes? Hell nawCan Sidney Crosby eat 241 chicken wings? SheeeeeeeitThey better step off like grandpaThey may earn the big bucks and play who knows when on Versus if you can find it but they have nothing when it comes to competitive eatingWhen was the last time hockey was on ESPN??

The next step in the competitive eating takeover has commenced with the release of Major League Eating: The GameThe game features competitive eaters such as Joey Chestnut and Takeru KobayashiCan you say you were there when Kobayashi ate 54 hot dogs in 12 minutes at Coney Island? I can and now you can too.

Mastiff brings you Major League Eating: The Game, featuring competitive eaters like Takeru Kobayashi and Joey ChestnutMaster an offensive and defensive arsenal and become an eating champion.

The game brings you American heroes you can support like Chestnut and the Sonya "Black Widow" ThomasNo long do you have to support players named Satan, freedom lovers! No more compromising your principles by supporting pinkos who happen to wear your team's colorsNo more having to take crap from America Jrabout being better in the game even though they can't remember the last time the Stanley Cup went north of the border.

It also has an international appealDid you know Chestnut also holds the gyoza world record? 212 gyozaThat's chicken and vegetableScrew GodzillaJapan better fear JawsNow that's mandible destiny, my friends.